Vogon Poetry:
"See, see the lovely sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Jessica do you
Wonder why the kangaroo rat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel exhausted.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your gibungel facial growth
That looks like
A pickle.
What's more, it knows
Your aasvogel potting shed
Smells of fungus.
Everything under the big lovely sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm garbage."