Bishop claims floods are punishment for gay rights

[LostInTime]

Pink News UK

The Rt Rev Graham Dow, the Bishop of Carlisle, has shocked the liberal wing of the Church of England by suggesting that the floods that have caused chaos and death across the UK were caused by God after he was provoked by the introduction of gay equality.

"This is a strong and definite judgment because the world has been arrogant in going its own way," he said.


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Taking this theory the rest of the way

                Gays=Global Warming

The cows will be relieved to finally have the blame shifted off of them.

[Lori]

Pink News UK

The Rt Rev Graham Dow, the Bishop of Carlisle, has shocked the liberal wing of the Church of England by suggesting that the floods that have caused chaos and death across the UK were caused by God after he was provoked by the introduction of gay equality.

"This is a strong and definite judgment because the world has been arrogant in going its own way," he said.


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Taking this theory the rest of the way

                Gays=Global Warming

The cows will be relieved to finally have the blame shifted off of them.

Now that is about as retarded as they come. I think it's all the raping of little boys that went on in their churches is what caused it. How's that!!

[LostInTime]

That is fine with him because after all those priests were just homosexuals preying on the young. You have played right into their hands!

[Thundra]

They probably think that the tsunami that killed thousands in SE asia were the direct cause of Thailand allowing all of those 'katooeys' to live. And Katrina devestated the gulf coast because of all the sex-nasty people in New Orleans too. Did I leave anybody out?

[cindianna_jones]

"Stupid is as stupid does."

One of my favorite quotes.

Cindi

[Pica Pica]

Anyone watching Wimbledon knows that those floods are divine retribution against hitting yellow balls, whenever someone tries to, it rains. The terrorist attack on Glasgow was obviously islamic retribution against non-halal battered marsbars.

[BeverlyAnn]

That guy sounds like a total moron.

Or as Bugs would say, "What a maroon!"

Beverly

[rhonda13000]

The Rt Rev Graham Dow, the Bishop of Carlisle, has shocked the liberal wing of the Church of England by suggesting that the floods that have caused chaos and death across the UK were caused by God after he was provoked by the introduction of gay equality.

"This is a strong and definite judgment because the world has been arrogant in going its own way," he said.

[with disgust]

"Book, chapter and verse, please."

His supposition is meaningless.

[Thundra]

Ahhhh, yes, P.P. has it right. What would we use to judge what is ridiculous without these guys running about to and fro spouting their absurdities?

Anyone watching Wimbledon knows that those floods are divine retribution against hitting yellow balls, whenever someone tries to, it rains. The terrorist attack on Glasgow was obviously islamic retribution against non-halal battered marsbars.

That was awesome funny!  Humour is the only glass thru which to view that type.  HAR!

[Jonie]

Makes me wonder if he's gay and this is more about self hate than anything else.