Now that I always sit down to pee, I like to brag to my friends about how I NEVER get piss on the floor, ever! So the other day I sat down to pee. "Ahhh, relaxing. How I relish the calming ritual of sitting to pee. One cannot achieve such a state, standing upright," I thought to myself, or something like that. Then I noticed that somehow, I'd just pissed all over the rug! Aaaaaaarrrrrrrggghghrghrghgrhhghh!
