Susansology: Topics that recur ad infinitum!

[MadeleineG]

I've noticed, even within my short time on the site, that there are some topics that get discussed again and again and again. I thought it would be fun to start a list of perennial Susans discussions.

Think of it as part discourse analysis, part mild self-deprecation, and part fun-and-games thread.

I'll start:

1) My boobs ache... and I love it! 

[JRD]

That's great and all, but how can I make my hips bigger?

[Devlyn]

Can I post later? I'm calculating my finger length ratio.

[Ms Grace]

Gotta dash to my electrolysis appointment, will get back to later.

[Devlyn]

First post: "Hi, I'm new and can't put up an avatar."

[Jayne]

I'm risking my life by adding this topic to the list as often ends up being all out war "will my feet shrink on E?"
I've seen the topic come up half a dozen times in the last couple of years & it hardly ever ends well so i'm not dicussing this, i'm just saying it comes up from time to time. . . . . . . .quicky runs away to find a safe hiding spot

In reference to your topic about boob ache, my nipples itch like crazy 

[JRD]

First post: "Hi, I'm new and can't put up an avatar."

I'd help you, but for some reason, I can't send a pm.

[Devlyn]

Look at this horrible hate I found at ihatethosedishdongtransgenderpeopledotcom.

[Devlyn]

I found the SOC Ver. 7 at website X   "Yes, we have that right here on Susan's"

I found the SOC Ver. 7 at website Y   "Yes, we have that right here on Susan's"

I found the SOC Ver.7 at website Z    "Yes, we have that right here on Susan's.  And your link is to Ver. 6"

[suzifrommd]

Um, should I like totally go stealth?

[MadeleineG]

I'm busting a gut here.

[MadeleineG]

Please help me navigate the system... 

[anjaq]

If I transition I will only wear skirts and I love makeup so I will do it all the time - usually followed by many long timers saying they dont do that in the long run and a few saying that this is exactly what they are doing.

[anjaq]

I want to transition but i cannot because of XYZ - how can I live with not transitioning (now)?

[Miss_Bungle1991]

One topic that doesn't come up and SHOULD!:

Just how cute is Portia Porcupine?

When are you people going to get with the friggin program?!

[MadeleineG]

This is me no makeup and pre-everything. I'm worried I won't pass. What do you think? 

[MadeleineG]

One topic that doesn't come up and SHOULD!:

Just how cute is Portia Porcupine?

When are you people going to get with the friggin program?!

Portia comes up with surprising regularity, actually 

[Miss_Bungle1991]

Portia comes up with surprising regularity, actually 

But not as it's own topic.

So...HA!

[KabitTarah]

Am I trans?

[~RoadToTrista~]

Idk but this reminds me of whenever Janet introduces herself to a new member.

"Hi (name) , we're over (number of people on the site) strong!"

When she was on me it was like 5000-something, now it's like 8000-something. >.<

Edit: Nvm, 9000-something