Happy Australia Day

[Cindy]

To all the Aussies I hope you have a great weekend and have time with your family and loved ones.

If not you can tell Aussie jokes and be our usual irreverent selves here.

[Jamie D]

You mean some of you have been paroled?!

[Cindy]

You mean some of you have been paroled?!

Some of us were brought over to improve the gene pool, they made a hell of an error with me!

[Catherine Sarah]

Hope you had, or are having the same my dear.
Time to slap a lamb chop, sanga and shrimp on the barbie. Whatcha havin' Hun?
I've just finished making a Pav for tomorrow's lunch if you're interested.

Huggs
Catherine

[JLT1]

Cindy,

Don't forget to celebrate yourself!

Hugs, 

Jen

[Cindy]

Cindy,

Don't forget to celebrate yourself!

Hugs, 

Jen

Every day is a celebration!!!!!

[Jenna Stannis]

You mean some of you have been paroled?!

[Cindy]

That seals it!

[Jenny07]

Ah so that's what all the noise is about.

Wondering why so many drunks around.
Serious, not a good look.

J

[Catherine Sarah]

You mean some of you have been paroled?!

Hell no!!! Escaped more the point. Weather is too damn good to be behind bars chained up. The beach is chocca full of bronzed Aussie lifeguards. You oughta see what Bondi looks looks like right now. Damn pity we live in a monogamist society. 

Alabamagirl, you're welcome anytime. The bus will be round shortly, if Cindy can find the keys.

Huggs
Catherine

[Cindy]

Hell no!!! Escaped more the point. Weather is too damn good to be behind bars chained up. The beach is chocca full of bronzed Aussie lifeguards. You oughta see what Bondi looks looks like right now. Damn pity we live in a monogamist society. 

Alabamagirl, you're welcome anytime. The bus will be round shortly, if Cindy can find the keys.

Huggs
Catherine

I think I need a doubled decked 747, and Jenny needs an extra spare room

[Jamie D]

What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?

There's one less drunk at the funeral. 

[Jenny07]

Better go and get a beer fridge.

[Cindy]

What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?

There's one less drunk at the funeral. 

Not sure of that, there are some dead drunks on the beach here in Adelaide

[Catherine Sarah]

Pity Devlyn's not in. We could have her over in the corner making lamingtons, and kangaroo burgers with the Aussie flag seared on them.   

I'll see what Qantas has on short notice. After all it is a public holiday. It'd be very 'unAustralan' to be leaving the mother country on Aussie day.

[Catherine Sarah]

What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?

There's one less drunk at the funeral. 

Don't worry. We'll make up for it.

It's actually law in Oz, you can't be buried, drunk. It takes too long to put the fire out and is a subsequent fire hazard.


If you believe that; you're sillier than I thought you were.

[Jamie D]

Better go and get a beer fridge.

¡Perfecto!

[Jamie D]

Not sure of that, there are some dead drunks on the beach here in Adelaide

Suddenly, I crave a meat pie floater!

Odd

[Cindy]

Floater followed by Pav; technicolour yawn of champions!

Oh dear did she just say that?

[Jamie D]

Pav??  Pavlova, the dessert?