Jill-isms

[Jill F]

Litterature- the junk I frequently find on my doorstep from real estate agents, contractors and Jehovah's Witnesses.   C'mon cowards, ring the bell- I have a garden hose and I'm not afraid to use it!

[Jill F]

T-bag - see scrotum

[Jill F]

Rackne - zits for tits.

Got one today... Ugh.

[ZoeM]

Minipause - the three weeks prior to GRS wherein I'm off hormones and a seriously cranky bitch.

[Jill F]

Jilling off.

[Jill F]

C*ntdown- the number of days remaining until SRS.

[HoneyStrums]

Star-Dust,    what celebrities call dandruff.

[TaoRaven]

Prickly Pair.....what you'll get if you fail to maintain your Hairaeolas

[Jill F]

Menvy

[Jill F]

Jillousy- what I feel when I see a woman with a Vuitton purse.

[Jill F]

Dogzilla- what I call my neighbor's Great Dane.  (I thought it was a small horse...)

[Jill F]

Jillosophy

[Jill F]

OK dumb one, but I did say it out loud today.

Smellevator.

My wife and I got on a parking garage elevator where someone had just smoked some serious weed.

[RockerGirl]

Ronnie James Dildo- anything under 5 inches long \m/

OMG just found this thread and about fell off my chair at this one. I love ronnie james dio but he is a tad small lol. Thanks Jill for making my night better!

[Jill F]

Trans*fat- what remains of my old beer gut.

[Jill F]

My made up words aren't really made up, just mostly funny names for body parts:

vagina = lady pocket
penis = dude stick
thorax = chest canvas
calvicle = booby frame
sternum = booby divider
nipple = milk valve
tongue = mouth monster
hyoid bone = lonely bone
and so many more...

Also:

cats = blobs
dogs = barky blobs
snow plow = scoopy truck
eagles are pterodactyls

You're incrediby silly.   You may stay.

Now I have cadaver lab flashbacks from college.  We had one formerly overweight African-American woman that we called "Oprah Skin-free" and an old guy with Alzheimers whose brain had been removed for study that I called "Les Graymatter".  I had fun grossing people out by eating beef jerky in class.

[Nikki_Denier]

And now I have Psalm 69 stuck in my head with the guy stating, "Braise cheeses!"  Thanks, Jill!  LOL

Making queso fundido I declared, "Braise Cheeses!"

[Nikki_Denier]

***Warning, this one's gross***

Vurp - when you burp and get a much unanticipated surprise tagging along

[Jill F]

And now I have Psalm 69 stuck in my head with the guy stating, "Braise cheeses!"  Thanks, Jill!  LOL

Cheeses built my hot rod as well.

[Jill F]

***Warning, this one's gross***

Vurp - when you burp and get a much unanticipated surprise tagging along

Kinda like the opposite end of a shart.  Well played, madame.