Quote from: V M on June 07, 2014, 11:20:39 PM
In my case it was smash the left hand flat with either the pointer or the yard/meter stick then put the pencil in my right hand and squeeze it very tightly while yelling "You write with your right hand!!!"
Yeah I used to anger my teachers and my dad into perplexes, Id hold up my left hand and say this IS my write hand.
Of course they couldn't hear the spelling

. Oh how they would point to my right hand scream that's you right hand, and id say I know, but that doesn't mean its my write hand, Because this is my write, once again holding up my left.
So obviously this lead them to scream in my face, how can they both be right hands, so id say this is my right hand, and this is the one I write with. "But you write with your right hand" , So id look confused then say no I don't, to which id get YES YOU DO, so id look at my left hand holding my pencil hold it up and say. So you mean to tell me, my left hand is my right one? NO they would say.
So I then say, make up your mind.
You say I write with my right hand, when I right with my left?
But when I call my left hand my right hand because it the one I write with, and you just said I write with my right hand, you tell me Im wrong.
Seriously I don't think you even know the difference, Between your left, right and write?
Always loved words, I really was one of those smarty-pants Nobody liked