Uhm... Out of curiosity, how old are you?
Don't take offense, but this is like a cheesy soap aimed at a middle-aged female audience, the sort of stuff my mom watches on TV, actually! Found that kind of funny.
Your post is a little overdramatized so I can't deny that I cringed a few times, lol! But I was oddly compelled to keep reading... Guess I'm not immune to gossip.
Anyway, you've alluded multiple times towards one guy being a nut and vehemently stated how much better the other one is. What do you think you should do?