Doritos...bad bad Doritos

Jessi Lee 1970 · May 18, 2014, 03:07:29 AM

I celebrated losing another 10 lbs (down to 195, started at 225 2 months ago) by eating a pound of Doritos. I swear I was only going to eat a couple but the addictive drugs they put in the cheese forced me to down one after another.... yep my resolve vanished without a trace in under 5 minutes.

Adam (birkin) · May 18, 2014, 03:34:49 AM

Hey, a 30 lb loss in two months is pretty darn impressive! I know it sucks to lose your resolve and eat more than you planned, but you should be proud of yourself for how far you've come. A pound of Doritos this one time isn't going to screw that up.

And yeah, they're good. No mortal could resist.

Jessi Lee 1970 · May 18, 2014, 03:58:06 AM

Thanks birkin, I know my resolve is there. It was only a momentary fling with an ex, I swear honey, the chips don't mean a thing to me anymore... (Jessi brushes Dorito cheese from her lips with a smirk)

immortal gypsy · May 18, 2014, 04:29:07 AM

How dare you blame the doritos. Doritos are good if it was CC's on the other hand.

We all slip up occasionally don't stress about it you are human you're allowed to make mistakes. Look at how much you've lost and how good you feel doing it, not what you've done today. Pick your head up and keep your eyes focused on your goal weight ahead of you

Jessi Lee 1970 · May 18, 2014, 05:46:17 PM

Quote from: immortal gypsy on May 18, 2014, 04:29:07 AM
How dare you blame the doritos. Doritos are good if it was CC's on the other hand.

We all slip up occasionally don't stress about it you are human you're allowed to make mistakes. Look at how much you've lost and how good you feel doing it, not what you've done today. Pick your head up and keep your eyes focused on your goal weight ahead of you

I wasn't actually too mad at myself... just arrgh. 5 minutes probably blew 4 hours of the walking I did yesterday. The weight I've lost so far has been easy, but it is becoming harder as I get to lighter weights. Guess I'll give the chips to the kids and do so situps... or watch TV... mmm TV...

Jessica Merriman · May 18, 2014, 05:50:09 PM

If only those Nacho Cheese triangles of gold had "E" in them. I would be cis by now!

Jessi Lee 1970 · May 18, 2014, 05:57:15 PM

Jessica that would be like manna from Heaven!!! Wonder if we could that past the FDA?

Jessica Merriman · May 18, 2014, 06:00:11 PM

Quote from: Jessi Lee 1970 on May 18, 2014, 05:57:15 PM
Jessica that would be like manna from Heaven!!! Wonder if we could that past the FDA?

Let's start our own government agency. The Feminizing Drug Administration!

Jessi Lee 1970 · May 18, 2014, 06:40:06 PM

I guess that would make the TSA the TranSexual Administration... free SRS and FFA for all!

Jessica Merriman · May 18, 2014, 08:34:24 PM

Quote from: Jessi Lee 1970 on May 18, 2014, 06:40:06 PM
I guess that would make the TSA the TranSexual Administration... free SRS and FFA for all!

You run for office and you totally have my vote!!

Miss_Bungle1991 · May 18, 2014, 08:45:04 PM

Quote from: Jessi Lee 1970 on May 18, 2014, 03:07:29 AM
I celebrated losing another 10 lbs (down to 195, started at 225 2 months ago) by eating a pound of Doritos. I swear I was only going to eat a couple but the addictive drugs they put in the cheese forced me to down one after another.... yep my resolve vanished without a trace in under 5 minutes.

I feel your pain with the fight against the almighty Doritios. I'm even worse about it. I don't just eat them by themselves. I make a pan of nachos out of a bag of them. So, I've got a bunch of cheese, various meats and some hot sauce in there, so that increases the calories. I try not to do this very often. But, it can be hard to resist at times.

Jessi Lee 1970 · May 18, 2014, 10:51:46 PM

I haven't done it for a couple of months, but my fav is using the Doritos as a scoop for chili with cheese and sour cream. Watching me with that is like a porn movie... God I miss food...

Adam (birkin) · May 19, 2014, 05:41:49 AM

Quote from: Laura Squirrel on May 18, 2014, 08:45:04 PM
I feel your pain with the fight against the almighty Doritios. I'm even worse about it. I don't just eat them by themselves. I make a pan of nachos out of a bag of them. So, I've got a bunch of cheese, various meats and some hot sauce in there, so that increases the calories. I try not to do this very often. But, it can be hard to resist at times.

Oh wow. I don't know if that sounds amazing or disgusting. Lol

Jessi Lee 1970 · May 19, 2014, 01:08:49 PM

Ok, so last nite is was Doritos followed by ice cream... I need to take a garbage bag into my kitchen. I feel my resolve slipping a lil bit with a "It doesn't matter, no one even knows why you're losing weight. Guys look good with a lil bit of a tummy... thing."
Sigh... huff... pout

Jessi Lee 1970 · May 19, 2014, 11:02:24 PM

lol Well, the succubus known as Doritos has been exorcised from my kitchen. My kids found the bag and purged my house of that foul temptress. Thank goodness, being naughty was becoming far too easy.

timbuck2 · May 20, 2014, 12:07:15 AM

One bag of Doritos will not ruin your progress, no worries

You have to allow yourself the simple pleasures in life...and lord knows those Doritos are pleasurable!

TheQuestion · May 20, 2014, 12:35:29 AM

I love Doritos, easily my favorite chip. Although I guess they technically aren't chips. Well, I guess they are, with them being flavored corn chips and all; so I'll stick with that.

immortal gypsy · May 20, 2014, 12:58:46 AM

Quote from: Jessi Lee 1970 on May 19, 2014, 11:02:24 PM
lol Well, the succubus known as Doritos has been exorcised from my kitchen. My kids found the bag and purged my house of that foul temptress. Thank goodness, being naughty was becoming far too easy.

So your can now call your children 'chipcorcists'

News:

Doritos...bad bad Doritos

Miss_Bungle1991