A brilliant and watertight idea about revealing "op" status

[Jane's Sweet Refrain]

After my latest rejection by a man after revealing that I am still pre-op, I've decided that from now on, I'm just going to say "post-op." Should a man discover otherwise in a moment of intimacy, I'm simply going to say, "Really? The surgeon must have missed a spot." I can't see how this would be a bad idea. 

(I'm kidding, of course. I'd be horrified if anyone actually took this as advise. I'm just trying to apply a little salve of humor to my latest wound).

[Heather]

Be careful men can turn dangerous if they feel like they've been tricked.

[Jane's Sweet Refrain]

I'm totally joking. I'll make it more clear on the post that I would never consider actually conducting myself this way.

[slinks off in embarrassment]

[WaspWoman]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry. 

I'm sorry to hear about the fella, but good on you for keeping positive!

TeeHee "must have missed a spot." 

[HoneyStrums]

Im crying with laughter.

And definitely happy you can joke about it

[Jessica Merriman]

After my latest rejection by a man

YOU REJECTED? Dear he's an idiot! Move on to higher mammals. *giggle*

[Emmaline]

Rejection?  Think of it not as him rejecting you but him revealing himself to not be good enough for you.

On the joking front... why not just not tell him your trans and when intimate reveal happens say... "holy crap, how did that get there?".

(Never.  Do.  This.)

[Jane's Sweet Refrain]

Rejection?  Think of it not as him rejecting you but him revealing himself to not be good enough for you.

On the joking front... why not just not tell him your trans and when intimate reveal happens say... "holy crap, how did that get there?".

(Never.  Do.  This.)

Love it!

[Jane's Sweet Refrain]

YOU REJECTED? Dear he's an idiot! Move on to higher mammals. *giggle*

You're always so sweet to me. It's my misfortune that the wheel of sexuality landed on "guys". Lower they are indeed.

[Beth Andrea]

"What the heck?! I paid good money for that...I should've listened to my mom when she said to ALWAYS check what you get at the drive-thru..."

[ganjina]

LOL

Isn't there some kind of venue with a gathering of bi men who don't make a fuss about this? That'd be really helpful. Me (pre-hrt though that's soon going to change) and my GF would like to find one for naughty purposes but it doesn't seem so obvious. Right now more artistic gatherings seem to be an option, though who knows.

[Suziack]

This reminds me of a true story - I had a friend named Stanley back in the early 80's who was on a business trip with my step-father, and they usually stayed motels when they were gone. One day, Stanley got to checking out a chick at the motel, and before you know it, they were back in his room getting cozy. One thing led to another, and pretty soon Stanley was putting his hands down you-know-where. Suddenly, he felt something that didn't seem quite right, in fact it scared the hell out of him. So my friend, half scared to death, says to the girl, "Why are you doing this to me???"

If everyone was like my friend, Stanley, the world would be a much kinder place.

[Megan Joanne]

YOU REJECTED? Dear he's an idiot! Move on to higher mammals. *giggle*

Ho boy, I think its time to go to sleep. Somehow I read, "Move on to higher mammaries ."

I get tired, sometimes my head is in the clouds.

[Adam (birkin)]

Haha I think that is hilarious.

[Jane's Sweet Refrain]

Ho boy, I think its time to go to sleep. Somehow I read, "Move on to higher mammaries ."

I get tired, sometimes my head is in the clouds.

In those puffy mammary clouds. Most of us are that way