The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

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[Promethea]

How many gender therapists do you need to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need to live in the dark for a year before they are convinced it really needs to be changed.

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[Dee Marshall]

I first heard of that as the "Amish virus":

Greetings,
Kindly hand print a copy of this letter and post it to all of your friends and family. Then, if you will, smash your computer with a hammer.

Thank'e

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[Dee Marshall]

And while we're on the subject, you know what's really strange? Quarks.

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[rachel89]

Heisenberg is driving down the highway and gets pulled over for speeding. The cop asks: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am."

[rachel89]

Shrodinger is in the car with Heisenberg. The cop, feeling something isn't right because of the bizarre answer demands Heisenberg open the trunk. Heisenberg complies and the cop looks in the trunk and says "do you know there's a dead cat in the trunk" Shrodinger replies: "Now I do."

[rachel89]

Professor says, "So, as we can see, in some languages a double negative is a positive, and in other languages a double negative is still a negative, but in no language is a double positive a negative." A voice from the back of the classroom says, "Yeah, right."

[Lady Smith]

Your jokes really made me smile this morning Rachel 

[V M]

Aye mateys!!! A pirate's bounty of ill humour to be had on such a fine day