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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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Promethea

#922
September 14, 2015, 01:07:04 PM
How many gender therapists do you need to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need to live in the dark for a year before they are convinced it really needs to be changed.
Life is a dream we wake from.
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Promethea

#924
September 15, 2015, 05:27:09 PM
Life is a dream we wake from.
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Dee Marshall

#927
September 16, 2015, 01:20:06 PM
I first heard of that as the "Amish virus":

Greetings,
Kindly hand print a copy of this letter and post it to all of your friends and family. Then, if you will, smash your computer with a hammer.

Thank'e
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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Dee Marshall

#929
September 16, 2015, 01:40:50 PM
And while we're on the subject, you know what's really strange? Quarks.
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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rachel89

#935
September 19, 2015, 10:45:56 AM
Heisenberg is driving down the highway and gets pulled over for speeding. The cop asks: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am."


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rachel89

#936
September 19, 2015, 10:53:16 AM
Shrodinger is in the car with Heisenberg. The cop, feeling something isn't right because of the bizarre answer demands Heisenberg open the trunk. Heisenberg complies and the cop looks in the trunk and says "do you know there's a dead cat in the trunk" Shrodinger replies: "Now I do."


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rachel89

#937
September 19, 2015, 10:59:22 AM
Professor says, "So, as we can see, in some languages a double negative is a positive, and in other languages a double negative is still a negative, but in no language is a double positive a negative." A voice from the back of the classroom says, "Yeah, right."


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Lady Smith

#938
September 19, 2015, 04:17:16 PM
Your jokes really made me smile this morning Rachel  ;D
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V M

#939
September 19, 2015, 11:29:05 PM
Aye mateys!!! A pirate's bounty of ill humour to be had on such a fine day
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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