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K Style Addiction

#80
August 07, 2014, 07:07:46 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#81
August 08, 2014, 04:14:08 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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AeroZeppelin92

#82
August 10, 2014, 03:48:07 PM
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

..

...

A Carrot!  ;D
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immortal gypsy

#84
August 13, 2014, 03:55:56 AM
Did you know that Mussolini use to be an environmentalist?
He made the trains run on thyme

(Thank you xkcd for that pun)
Do not fear those who have nothing left to lose, fear those who are prepared to lose it all

Si vis bellum, parra pacem
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Evelyn K

#85
August 13, 2014, 04:01:29 PM
A bear and a rabbit are going poomp in the woods. Bear turns to the rabbit and says, "does poomp ever stick to your fur?"

the rabbit replies

"no, never"

so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass.

The End
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K Style Addiction

#88
August 18, 2014, 03:54:50 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#89
August 18, 2014, 03:56:19 PM


Rock on, Star Lord!
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#90
August 18, 2014, 03:56:59 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#91
August 18, 2014, 05:05:23 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#92
August 18, 2014, 07:08:45 PM


More from Star Lord, lol.
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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Matthew

#93
August 18, 2014, 08:21:35 PM
Welp, I didn't like my beard at first. But then it grew on me.


I was wondering why the football was getting bigger, ands then it hit me!


What happens when chemists die? They barium.


I'm currently reading a book on anti gravity. I can't put it down.
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V M

#94
August 19, 2014, 04:21:22 AM
A man walks into a fancy restaurant and announces that he wants to sit at 'The best seats in the house', the maître d' promptly escorted him to the restroom
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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dalebert

#95
August 19, 2014, 07:42:11 AM
Quote from: Donna Troy on August 18, 2014, 07:08:45 PM
More from Star Lord, lol.

You're making me want to finish watching Parks and Recreation.  :police:
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dalebert

#96
August 19, 2014, 07:43:04 AM
Quote from: Matthew on August 18, 2014, 08:21:35 PM
Welp, I didn't like my beard at first. But then it grew on me.


I was wondering why the football was getting bigger, ands then it hit me!


What happens when chemists die? They barium.


I'm currently reading a book on anti gravity. I can't put it down.

Oh, you'll fit right in here.  >:-)
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immortal gypsy

#97
August 19, 2014, 07:59:15 AM
Three men walk into a bar.

You think one would have the sense to duck
Do not fear those who have nothing left to lose, fear those who are prepared to lose it all

Si vis bellum, parra pacem
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Dee Marshall

#98
August 19, 2014, 11:28:11 AM
Quote from: immortal gypsy on August 19, 2014, 07:59:15 AM
Three men walk into a bar.

You think one would have the sense to duck
Gypsy, watch it with the man-bashing.

(Even when they do it to themselves...)
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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Cindy

#99
August 19, 2014, 04:33:53 PM
Sold my Hoover,
It was just gathering dust
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