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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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K Style Addiction

#141
September 15, 2014, 02:51:05 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#142
September 15, 2014, 06:02:38 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#143
September 15, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#145
September 17, 2014, 03:37:44 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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dalebert

#146
September 17, 2014, 04:01:14 PM
Quote from: Donna Troy on September 17, 2014, 03:37:44 PM


OMG. I needed that laugh just now. So stressed out. Perfect timing.
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dalebert

#148
September 18, 2014, 03:54:47 PM
This very judgmental person apparently considers my paint job to be inadequate!



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Kittenswithmittens

#150
September 19, 2014, 04:58:57 PM


"She had blue skin, and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue their whole life through, then passed right by - and never knew."
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Cindy

#151
September 19, 2014, 05:12:49 PM


Ahmmmmm - how to have sausage for breakfast :embarrassed:
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Ms Grace

#152
September 19, 2014, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: Cindy on September 19, 2014, 05:12:49 PM


Ahmmmmm - how to have sausage for breakfast :embarrassed:

Wrong, just wrong...in so many ways...!!
Grace
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Transition 1.0 (Julie): HRT 1989-91
Self-denial: 1991-2013
Transition 2.0 (Grace): HRT June 24 2013
Full-time: March 24, 2014 :D
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Jera

#153
September 20, 2014, 11:39:48 AM
What is it called when Batman leaves church early?
-Christian Bale.

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.

Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The Ghost of Christmas passed.
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dalebert

#154
September 20, 2014, 12:57:23 PM
 Re: I slept with a guy who cracked his penis... like a knuckle

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on September 17, 2014, 12:57:15 AM
Is this topic ever going to DIE??? ::) Just when I think it is gone it RISES to the occasion!! *giggles*  :)
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Private McAuslan

#155
September 21, 2014, 08:56:59 AM
A Higgs boson particle walks into a church.

Priest says: "Ah, thank God you're here! Without you, we can't have Mass!"
"I had seen McAuslan, of course – at least I had been aware of a sort of uniformed yeti that lurked at the far end of the barrack-room or vanished round corners like a startled sloth at the approach of authority..."

~George MacDonald Fraser
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