John and Mark were fishing when Mark pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked John for a light.
'Yeah, sure, I think I have a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long..
'Jiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Mark, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Where did you get that monster??'
'Well,' replied John, 'I got it from my Genie.'
'You have a Genie?' Mark asked.
'Yeah, sure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says John.
'Could I see him?'
John opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Mark says, 'Hey there I'm a good friend of your master. Wll you grant me one wish?''Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
So Mark asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Mark sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Mark yells at John, 'What the heck I asked for was a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
John answers, 'Yeah, I forgot to tell you that the Genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
