The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

[K Style Addiction]

[Shantel]

[dalebert]

This NSFW video is slap-dab full of bad jokes.

[dalebert]

[Cindy]

How many fundamentalists does it to change a light globe?

None, there are no mention of light globes in the bible.

[K Style Addiction]

Excuse me, does your dog bite?

No, my dog doesn't bite

*goes to pet dog*... SNAP!!!

I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!!!

That's not my dog

OMG, Pink Panther reference !

[dalebert]

[LordKAT]

Hey, that sparkling thing was the second salt addict I ever saw. The first was my dad.

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

You're trapped in a room that has no doors or windows, only a table and a mirror. How do you escape?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw.

You use the saw to cut the table in half.

You put the two halves of the table together and climb out through the whole.

[dalebert]

Bad joke is right at the beginning of the video!

[dalebert]

[JustASeq]

Oh Oh Oh!!! Pick me, pick me!

I make up jokes from time to time to help me deal with the stressful situations of life. Here's one from just before I came out to my family:

So I have tap surgery scheduled for next week. Crazy thing is I haven't even told my parents I'm a transdancer.

Anyways, that's my home brewed bad joke.  It made me feel better at the time....

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

What a load of bull!

[Shantel]

What a load of bull!

Poor Benjy, looks like he's screwed!

[dalebert]

[Michaela Whimsy]

Two old men are sitting on the porch talking about nothing.  Their old hound dog is laying in front of them licking himself as dogs do.  One old man says "wish I could do that!" The other looks at him blankly, " don't you think you should ask him first?"

[dalebert]

Two old men are sitting on the porch talking about nothing.  Their old hound dog is laying in front of them licking himself as dogs do.  One old man says "wish I could do that!" The other looks at him blankly, " don't you think you should ask him first?"

The way I heard it he ended "You better at least pet him a little first or he might bite you."

[V M]

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Depends on the the restaurant you are ordering at