The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

[Illuminess]

Here's one I just made:

[dalebert]

D&D humor!

A human, orc, and elf walk into a bar. The gnome, dwarf, and halfling walk under it.

[fitzyfoop]

Hey, NASA!! How do you guys get funding??
We tell the US Gov that there's oil on other planets.

[V M]

Careful now, don't want them drilling your skull to see if there's anything in there

[fitzyfoop]

Don't worry, they can't come near me. Well, the US Gov't anyway

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

[Illuminess]

A friend of mine Tweets for his mother's private jet charter, so I was inspired to write these one-liners — in observation of the mental soundness of Frequent Flyers — for him to re-tweet.

[V M]

Could I interest you in some Venetian blinds?

OMG!!! the Venetians are blind!?!?!?!

[Illuminess]

I identified myself as a "Queer Demisexual Trans Woman" on Tumblr recently.
I think it sounds a bit like a sci-fi classification in some dystopian future.

△ Come with me if you want to live... in my rainbow commune outside
the Pearl Zone, near the abandoned Clonus facility, beyond the pale. △

[dalebert]

[Ms Grace]

What did the lady ghost's breasts say?

Booooob!

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

[AttackDonut]

Two nuns are riding bicycles down a cobblestone pathway.
The first nun says "Oh, we've never come this way before."
The second nun says "I know, it's the stones"

(sorry, I'll show myself out)

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

Two nuns are riding bicycles down a cobblestone pathway.
The first nun says "Oh, we've never come this way before."
The second nun says "I know, it's the stones"

(sorry, I'll show myself out)

That's REALLY bad... and therefore totally appropriate for this thread.

[stephaniec]

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[dalebert]

Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.