"I walked into a Dunkin Donuts to buy a cup of coffee. The guy on the other side of the counter was an older gentlemen from India. So the following dialogue takes place."
Guy: (with an accent) that will be $4.27.
I paid the man that amount.
Guy: Thank you sir!
I turn around and I was a little annoyed.
Me: Excuse me but do I look like a sir to you?
He didn't know how to respond so I walked out and he ends with
Guy: Thank you come again!
As I was walking out to my car.
I thought to myself "<not allowed> that guy. I'm never coming back. That guy can suck my dick while I still have it."
