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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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Beth Andrea

#460
February 06, 2015, 04:44:46 PM
Quote from: dalebert on February 05, 2015, 03:09:30 PM


ST:TNG reference Capt Picard/Locutus...with an unusual hat...

I don't get it. Please explain
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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immortal gypsy

#461
February 06, 2015, 04:58:15 PM
Quote from: dalebert on February 05, 2015, 03:09:30 PM

Quote from: Beth Andrea on February 06, 2015, 04:44:46 PM
ST:TNG reference Capt Picard/Locutus...with an unusual hat...

I don't get it. Please explain

Heisen'BORG'

"He is the one who assimilates"
Do not fear those who have nothing left to lose, fear those who are prepared to lose it all

Si vis bellum, parra pacem
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Devlyn

#462
February 06, 2015, 05:18:33 PM
Quote from: dalebert on February 05, 2015, 09:01:19 AM
I don't get it. Can you not see some of them?

This one crashed my phone twice:

Quote from: dalebert on February 02, 2015, 01:23:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SXP5nfQ.gifv

Not sure what the android doesn't like there, but it doesn't.
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dalebert

#463
February 06, 2015, 08:07:58 PM
Oh, that does seem to be a new format for extra complex GIFs.
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stephaniec

#464
February 06, 2015, 08:12:26 PM
 :)
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Kittenswithmittens

#465
February 07, 2015, 04:44:04 AM
I signed up for penguin language classes but they were kinda awk.
"She had blue skin, and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue their whole life through, then passed right by - and never knew."
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Dee Marshall

#466
February 07, 2015, 07:44:02 AM
I wanted to try the paleo diet but where do you even find a mastodon?
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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Illuminess

#468
February 08, 2015, 04:35:47 AM
My deepest apologies to any vegans or vegetarians..but...

△ ☾ Rıνεя Aяıп Lαυяıε ☽ △

☿ "Despair holds a sweetness that only an artist's tongue can taste." — Illuminess ☿
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stephaniec

#471
February 13, 2015, 11:05:20 AM
 :)
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dalebert

#473
February 14, 2015, 08:09:17 AM
Kinda NSFW due to language. This whole video is chock full of REALLY bad jokes.

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Monika the diva

#477
February 14, 2015, 08:46:16 PM
"I walked into a Dunkin Donuts to buy a cup of coffee. The guy on the other side of the counter was an older gentlemen from India. So the following dialogue takes place."
Guy: (with an accent) that will be $4.27.
I paid the man that amount.
Guy: Thank you sir!
I turn around and I was a little annoyed.
Me: Excuse me but do I look like a sir to you?
He didn't know how to respond so I walked out and he ends with
Guy: Thank you come again!
As I was walking out to my car.
I thought to myself "<not allowed> that guy. I'm never coming back. That guy can suck my dick while I still have it."
I am 34 year-old single Latina plus size MtF trans female. If i lose 30 pounds i can be as fit as Queen Latifa right now. I am currently 6 months on HRT. I am open about being trans. I am 100% out at my branch at work and I am 98% out with my external family. I am a hardcore gamer and a writer. I love Karoake and studying psychology.
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