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StrykerXIII

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February 16, 2015, 04:27:08 PM




To strive to reach the apex of evolution is folly, for to achieve the pinnacle is to birth a god.

When the Stryker fires, all turn to dust in its wake.
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StrykerXIII

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February 16, 2015, 05:13:40 PM
Quote from: dalebert on February 16, 2015, 05:08:04 PM


I'm not quite sure I understand the context of this one. I'm an atheist, and all I see here is a guy banging a dead squirrel against a canvas.
To strive to reach the apex of evolution is folly, for to achieve the pinnacle is to birth a god.

When the Stryker fires, all turn to dust in its wake.
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dalebert

#484
February 16, 2015, 06:34:58 PM
You know it's a bad joke if you have to explain it. :)

I think it's a sarcastic jab at evolution that's not meant to be taken seriously. In other words, it's probably by atheists poking fun at silly arguments against evolution.
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Devlyn

#485
February 16, 2015, 06:43:37 PM
I like the juxtaposition of the two squirrels, it signifies the ongoing struggle of good against evil. The use of shadowing foretells the insignificance of our terrestrial selves.
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dalebert

#487
February 16, 2015, 06:52:24 PM
Give it a minute...

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Vanny

#492
February 17, 2015, 08:58:56 PM
Two ropes cross the street.   One walks into a bar, the other gets on a bus...


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Cynobyte

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February 19, 2015, 02:50:33 AM Last Edit: February 19, 2015, 02:54:37 AM by V M


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Cynobyte

#495
February 19, 2015, 02:52:06 AM Last Edit: February 19, 2015, 02:56:45 AM by V M
Didn't show pic, could the moderator fix please;)  link is good





Fixed
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Tripdistrans

#496
February 19, 2015, 02:58:50 AM
(From Mum)

I went shopping today for some camouflage pants, I couldn't find any.
Expectations in life are only useless without passion. Be passionate about yourself, and love yourself.
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V M

#497
February 19, 2015, 03:09:53 AM
What happens when an Australian gets turned on? - They have an OZgasm

What happens when an American gets turned on? - Everyone hides their Apple Pie

What happens when a Canadian gets turned on? - The Moose run and hide

What happens when a German gets turned on? - They play a game called Stuka

What happens when a Russian gets turned on? - They attack their nearest Neighbor
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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dalebert

#498
February 19, 2015, 09:36:51 AM
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dalebert

#499
February 20, 2015, 08:25:58 AM
Trying to keep the joke quality totally craptastic!

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