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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM
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QuoteTired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife and arranging to have her killed.A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.Artie insisted on being paid in part up front. The man opened up his wallet and displayed the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Safeway grocery store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.Unknown to Artie, the entire proceeding were captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband.And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the headline declared: "Artie chokes two for a dollar at Safeway."
Quote from: Cindy on April 02, 2015, 04:45:00 PMThat was awful, thank you!
Quote from: dalebert on April 03, 2015, 08:09:18 AMWith that much setup, you KNOW a bad joke is on the way!
Quote from: ChiGirl on April 03, 2015, 08:26:29 AM
Quote from: dalebert on April 01, 2015, 10:46:36 AM
Quote from: Cindy on April 03, 2015, 04:52:20 PMhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1926913_10152331855249561_7851421594857149745_n.jpg?oh=5b6a61aaf4c851ddc4ac01ebdf224d59&oe=55BE5D67&__gda__=1437723736_8099028d2da1f43d9832473e09ee1b87Possibly someones needs to learn how to spell?
