A man is seeing his therapist and comes rushing into his 8:00 am appointment out of the cold rain. The patient is obviously anxious and afraid. The therapist says "Okay, okay, just calm down and tell me whats going on and we can talk about it." The man eventually collects himself and removes his jacket and takes a seat on an old couch in the smoke-filled room. The therapist says "So can you tell me whats going on, you sound very worried?" The patient says "I had this bizarre dream last night ." The therapist says "go on" The man says "it started out with me sitting in my mother's apartment watching TV. My mother was preparing supper in the kitchen, I looked in the kitchen and I see her from behind opening the oven and taking out the dinner. I go back to watching the TV and suddenly she calls me and I turn, but instead of seeing her face, I see her face on her body. The therapist says "well,that's interesting,then what happened?" The man says 'I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep, and I just lie awake in my bed until I got up grabbed a Diet Coke and came to my appointment." The therapist looks at him and says "A Coke, a breakfast you call that?"
