The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

[kelly_1979]

An infinite number of mathematicians goes into a bar.
The 1st one says: "I'd like a glass of beer"
The 2nd one "I'd like 1/2 a glass"
The 3rd one "Give me 1/4 of a glass"
etc.
Then the barman says "Oh for f*cks sake" and gives them 2 glasses of beer.

[dalebert]

A little help here?

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[Marlee]

A little help here?

took me a minute. But yea..roll-on deodorant LOL

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

[Lady Smith]

An infinite number of mathematicians goes into a bar.
The 1st one says: "I'd like a glass of beer"
The 2nd one "I'd like 1/2 a glass"
The 3rd one "Give me 1/4 of a glass"
etc.
Then the barman says "Oh for f*cks sake" and gives them 2 glasses of beer.

I love this   

[dalebert]

[Cindy]

A chicken and egg were lying in bed smoking a cigarette in post coital relaxation. Well that answers that one, says the egg.

[dalebert]

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[Promethea]

A chicken and egg were lying in bed smoking a cigarette in post coital relaxation. Well that answers that one, says the egg.

[janetcgtv]

Did you hear this one?









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[dalebert]

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[LordKAT]

I had a co worker ask to meet in 2004, then correct himself to 1004.  I told him my delorean was out of fuel.



(He meant room number.)

[dalebert]

[Mado G]

[Sigyn]

I love Anarchyball Ancap ball wins!

[dalebert]

http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever

[rachel89]