The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

[LizK]

that's it...I submit...I have been totally out punned!!

[V M]

Well see? That's pretty punny in it'self

[Dee Marshall]

But I literaly Dont get the joke :/
And yes, I am in so way asking somebody to exsplain it to me.
(Im falling apart at the seams trying to figur it out)

Did you watch Next Gen? If you didn't you'll never get it.

[Jill F]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a filthy pub together and each order a Guinness.  A fly lands in the foam of everyone's beer.   

The Englishman demands a fresh one, the Irishman nonchalantly blows the foam off along with the fly and chugs it.

The Scotsman picks up the fly by a wing and says, "Spit it ooot, ya wee bastard!"

(Clan MacGregor here...  )

[V M]

The Scotsman picks up the fly by a wing and says, "Spit it ooot, ya wee bastard!"

(Clan MacGregor here...  )

LOL 

Burbank, Campbell and Kinney (Mother's side) here

[Sarah82]

Well see? That's pretty punny in it'self

There should be some kind of pun-ishment for that kind of joke... Maybe some time in a pun-itentiary.

[Cindy]

Just deleted all of my German contacts on my cellphone.

Now I have a hans free phone.

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[dalebert]

This is a baaaaah-d joke

[rachel89]

How was the wookie steak?

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[Tysilio]

So a G, a Bb, and a D walk into a bar.... 

The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

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[rachel89]

have any grapes? 

[Cindy]

The Five signs of Laziness

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