The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

[dalebert]

Reminds me of when a guy tried to start a fight with me. I warned him--

"Don't mess me! I know karate, aikido, judo, and about seven other Japanese words!"

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I may have posted this before. Not sure, but it's worth a repost.

[Sigyn]

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[Dee Marshall]

I want to learn macramé and make Indian style clothing and I'm knot sari!

[Lady Smith]

Love it! - at that age I was terrible for refusing to take naps apparently.  Everything was too exciting and I didn't want to miss any of it 

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[rachel89]

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

And then there's Vuja De, the feeling that you've never ever done this before in your life.

[rachel89]

Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.

Chemistry is really funny; there are even people who laugh at nitrogen(I) oxide

biology is the only science where multiplication is the same thing as division.

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