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The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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V M

#941
September 22, 2015, 08:09:53 AM
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Depends on what you're cooking  ;D
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

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dalebert

#942
September 23, 2015, 09:08:02 AM
An inside joke for the nerds among us--

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dalebert

#943
September 23, 2015, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: V M on September 22, 2015, 08:09:53 AM
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The chicken, obviously, but only if it's a boy chicken.  :embarrassed:
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Promethea

#950
September 24, 2015, 08:38:27 PM
Welcome to this week's meeting of our support group for people addicted to plastic surgeries. I see we have some new faces here today.
Life is a dream we wake from.
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dalebert

#953
September 26, 2015, 01:17:15 PM


And to follow up, this one--

I'm not prejudiced. I hate ALL politicians.
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V M

#956
September 28, 2015, 08:28:48 PM
Psychologist: So tell me, how often do you contemplate suicide?

Patient: I'm not sure, how often do we see each other?
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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soaringPhoenix

#957
September 28, 2015, 11:12:34 PM
What kind of bees make milk?

Boobees.


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dalebert

#958
September 29, 2015, 08:25:04 AM
Link jumps you right to a bad joke, but if you wait for the end you'll get another. :)

https://youtu.be/Hycln3Qt_nE?t=3m19s
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dalebert

#959
September 29, 2015, 02:00:27 PM
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
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