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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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V M

#1080
December 18, 2015, 06:44:36 PM
What do you get from a cow in the North Pole?


Ice cream
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Beth Andrea

#1084
December 28, 2015, 08:28:59 PM
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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stephaniec

#1088
January 07, 2016, 03:31:23 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on December 28, 2015, 08:28:59 PM
I don't get the punchline.

:P
it's just the butt of a joke
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Beth Andrea

#1089
January 07, 2016, 05:57:36 PM
Quote from: stephaniec on January 07, 2016, 03:31:23 PM
it's just the butt of a joke

I'm glad it is THE butt, and not just "a" butt... ;D







Sorry, that was crappy....  :o
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

#1090
January 12, 2016, 08:16:30 AM
I stepped on a corn flake and now I'm a cereal-killer.

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V M

#1091
January 12, 2016, 06:58:19 PM
Look out Capt' Crunch!!! There's a cereal killer on the loose!!!

The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Devlyn

#1095
January 20, 2016, 02:39:49 PM
Quote from: dalebert on January 20, 2016, 02:23:18 PM


That's just abrasive!  :laugh:

Hugs, Devlyn
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Devlyn

#1096
January 20, 2016, 02:40:59 PM
Quote from: dalebert on January 18, 2016, 04:25:59 PM


This is a good joke, not a bad one!  ;D
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Lady Smith

#1097
January 24, 2016, 08:25:19 PM
To cure stress try this:

Close your eyes.
Imagine you are in a forest glade next to a beautiful babbling brook. Think of the peace and tranquility of the scene then imagine opening you eyes to see the face of the person who caused you stress as you hold them below the surface of the brook.
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