I don't look as good as that guy. I'm cool with the way I roll my cuffs up, but I think what they described is how I do it. I'm cool with my pants not fitting because I got them out of the garbage, and I'd rather have free stuff that doesn't contribute to consumerism than look good.
I've only very recently started wearing shorts, mostly because I live up north and don't have airconditioning. I use pretty long cutoffs. I wear mostly black socks on my left foot and very soft socks with girly colors (they don't seem to come in normal colors) on my right foot. I don't wear v necks or blazers.
Most of this stuff is just odd and irrelevant to me, but I liked the guy's voice and cadence. It reminds me of that sunscreen song.