If I had one there'd be no way I'd go out in it, still'd have no idea how to hide that thing between my legs.

Grrr. Stupid thing.

But hey, I did see a couple walking back from the pool yesterday when glancing out my window when doing dishes, the girl had a two piece but the bottoms were like shorts, hmm, maybe I have an option after all.

But first, must make sure that thing is under control.
You look bangin' awesome in the swimsuit!