What are you thinking? 9.0

[Mariah]

No disrespect was ever intended. Sorry, if it seemed like it.
Mariah

Keep in mind, I'm a bit older than you, lol. Respect your elders, kiddo!

[Miss_Bungle1991]

If you can't ignore these loser trolls, the best thing to say to them is, "You sound exactly like I did before I came out."  And watch their tiny heads implode.

I couldn't even say that as a joke.

[Jaime R D]

No disrespect was ever intended. Sorry, if it seemed like it.
Mariah

You didn't, I was just being a fussy old lady for fun, lol.

[Devlyn]

No disrespect was ever intended. Sorry, if it seemed like it.
Mariah

She's just playing around, no worries. 

Now this thread is getting corny. Lettuce put a stop to it.

[Mariah]

I'm not worried. Corny is good though.

She's just playing around, no worries. 

Now this thread is getting corny. Lettuce put a stop to it.

[Jaime R D]

She's just playing around, no worries. 

Now this thread is getting corny. Lettuce put a stop to it.

Better can it before it goes bad.

[Devlyn]

Better can it before it goes bad.

There's a certain a peel to that.

[LordKAT]

I have been reading and, now I know,  Devlyn is back!!


Call a flower for her.

[Jaime R D]

Yes, its nice to have Devilyn's punniness back.

[Devlyn]

Thank you, cumbersome, isn't it?

[Devlyn]

I have been reading and, now I know,  Devlyn is back!!


Call a flower for her.

Orange you glad Jaime didn't mention not liking fruit? Because you know I'd be asking for a date.

[Jaime R D]

As I did tell a neighbor yesterday, obviously I liked fruit as I liked him ok.   He tried to get miffed, but then I reminded him of all the godawful things he's said to me over the years while joking around.

[Devlyn]

Is he a hard nut to crack?

[Jaime R D]

Is he a hard nut to crack?

I'd have to ask his husband...

[Bombadil]

Now it's getting seedy!

I'm prepeared to continue these puns because they are so fun

[LordKAT]

I'm thinking we need to start a pun response thread.

[immortal gypsy]

No need to shell out it's all free so
Let's pear off and start the dosey do
Pun wars are fun so come let's dance
All I'm saying is give peas a chance

I'm thinking we need to start a pun response thread.

A place for silly sayings, rotten rhymes, terrible tales, putrid puns, jolly jokes and horrible humor? Are you sure that won't be a KATastrophe I would probably just move in there

[NathanielM]

Really, Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?   That seems a huge stretch even for a movie.

It's actually based on a book :p No idea where the writer got that idea :p The movie is a bit of a 'don't think about it' action movie :p Which is probably why I liked it

[Rainbow Brite]

I wish I knew all the people who have ever had a crush on me. Lol. It makes me so curious sometimes.

well you found your way into my heart before breaking it. So thats one. Then there is my instructor who thinks its okay to just lock lips with me at the CDL testing site and leaves me text messages wanting more. So there is two. Maybe I should let him have his way with me so I can get my bloody CDL so I can get driving and out of here. The 2 random guys from India who thought pictures of their penis would win me over dont count. Merna does count however, as she would still "jump my bones" as she put it and she hunted me down like a fugitive to be able to tell me that. Don. Maybe. I dont know.  But I am sure that is about it.

given how quiet everyone gets when I post my pic, I doubt I will have anyone getting a crush on me anytime soon.

[LordKAT]

I wouldn't say  that Keira, you are absolutely stunning.