Thoughts? Well, as I normally have quite a cluster going bingo-bango in my head at any given time, I'll offer a few.
* That last scotch was a bridge too far, feeling barftastic.
* Man, this music is cool, but I feel barftastic.
* Ugh, so tired, maybe that's why I feel barftastic....
* Hmmm, I should probably eat something....
* Hello, I'm the section of yr brain that stops you panicking about the stuff that gave you an anxiety attack this morning, don't try to remember what it was, no good can come of it.
* Oh dear lord, I need the bathroom, this isn't gonna be pretty.
* Should I be writing all this or is it TMI...? Okay, let's be honest since when has that ever concerned you? Well, other than the stuff you conceal so you won't get beaten to death by thr local rednecks....
* Just hit "Post", you moron, and stop making yrself look like a flaky idiot.
* Touche.