What are you thinking? 9.0

[King Malachite]

My sister owes me $120 so I talked to her about that today.  She told me that if I can hold off until tax time, then she will give me an extra $50 so naturally I said yes.  Then she is willing to throw an extra $20 on top of that if I give her something I have that she wanted.  I'm not quite sure about that, but I will think about it.  I will admit, considering how I'm supposed to be looking at my finances this week, I was hoping to have my $120 by then, but at least I will be making extra.  I trust my sister.

[Bombadil]

Aww that is so adorabubble. Please tell me you where at least a teenager, young adult when it happened.  The older you are the more cute it is in my opinion.

how old was I when I saw the orcas? umm.. errr... well.. oh... I wasn't that old
<mutters>
late thirties
/<mutter>

[Bombadil]

a new policy has been established as of today and will be implemented immediately. This policy is final and comments and questions will not be accepted. The policy as written states:

No one is allowed in my, Christopher's bedroom with the following exceptions

-Miss Determined is allowed in whenever she wants (unless she is kenneled) and anytime I deem she needs a timeout
-Motley is allowed in my bedroom whenever I go to bed
- C is allowed in my bedroom at bedtime if she complies with the bedtime conduct code - share the bed, no whining, move when asked, getting under the covers is not allowed 
-other human beings may be allowed in my bedroom on rare special occasion when invited by me and this invitation may be revoked at any time.
- the cats are not allowed in my bedroom. This includes on my bed and under my bed. Cats found in my bedroom in any location will be summarily ejected.
-Any being found urinating in my bed will be subject to a strict disciplinary process.

[immortal gypsy]

how old was I when I saw the orcas? umm.. errr... well.. oh... I wasn't that old
<mutters>
late thirties
/<mutter>

AWW SO CUTE 

[Rainbow Brite]

I love this song, I'm going to have to play it loud from my truck sometime.

[Adam (birkin)]

Sometimes I just feel like I fall short as a human being.

The girl in this video is GORGEOUS and I couldn't figure out where I know her from. Turns out she was on this British soap opera that I saw a few times when I was in the UK.

[King Malachite]

I have an nosebleed right now........awesome!!!!!

And no that wasn't scarcasm.  Nosebleeds are really cool.

[Shantel]

I have an nosebleed right now........awesome!!!!!

And no that wasn't scarcasm.  Nosebleeds are really cool.

Is your blood pressure OK, or is it just one of those things?

[King Malachite]

Is your blood pressure OK, or is it just one of those things?

Just one of those things.  I rarely get them.  This is my second nosebleed ever with the other one being over a year ago. 

[Shantel]

Just one of those things.  I rarely get them.  This is my second nosebleed ever with the other one being over a year ago.

OK your Auntie Shan won't worry about you then!

[Devlyn]

Usually an indicator that someone went knuckle-deep! 

[Jill F]

Usually an indicator that someone went knuckle-deep! 

Or ate a knuckle sandwich...

Glad my bar fight days are over.

[Shantel]

Or ate a knuckle sandwich...

Glad my bar fight days are over.

Me too, didn't do much for my looks and my hands are arthritic from it. 

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I hate stupid office people that can't keep their records straight.

[Shantel]

I hate stupid office people that keep their records straight.

You'd rather that they were screwed up and they tell you that you are in arrears on your utility bills?

[immortal gypsy]

Today is the busiest betting day of the year. I don't want to go into work, do you think the boss will believe me if I call in dead?

[Devlyn]

Just don't let him bait you into talking and it should work out fine.

[amZo]

I've been fighting it.... but I'm thinking I'm ready to buy my dog a 'shock' collar... 

[amZo]

Today is the busiest betting day of the year. I don't want to go into work, do you think the boss will believe me if I call in dead?

[immortal gypsy]

Just don't let him bait you into talking and it should work out fine.

I don't think my boss would work today if he didn't have to. Though at least he watches horse racing. All I know they have four legs and attract flies

He wants me to pick up some sandwiches from across the road. I wonder how many salads ones I can accidentally substitute into the order and get away with it