What are you thinking? 9.0

[Shantel]

Yes, its cold out today and going to be cold for a while now. I got everything ready for it, drained some outside water lines and changed the bad light fixture in the pump house.

Cold here too Jaime!

[Jaime R D]

Cold here too Jaime!

I imagine so, being way further north in latitude.

This was my fb status this afternoon though...

     I am so not ready for winter and all you people that like it this cold, I hope you get frostbit nipples.


I did that because I saw some people posting how they are looking forward to the cold, how much they liked winter and all that other crazy rambling. They need professional help.

[Devlyn]

I love winter.

[Shantel]

Frostbitten nipples? Ooh I dunno about that!

[MyKa]

I love winter.

I use to, last winter here did me in.

[Jaime R D]

If we were meant to be in the cold, we wouldn't have evolved out of the furry phase.

[MyKa]

^

[Devlyn]

If we were meant to be in the cold, we wouldn't have evolved out of the furry phase.

I think we evolved out of that so we could continue to reproduce! 

[MyKa]

Seems like the world doesn't have a problem doing that

[Devlyn]

I don't like furry girls! 

[immortal gypsy]

I've just been told I have to write my mother's speech for my sister's wedding. If she chickens out I may have to even give it.

[Jaime R D]

I don't like furry girls! 

But if everyone were furry, it wouldn't matter, it would be the norm. It'd be like "I'm sorry I can't date you, you've not got enough fur for my tastes."   

[Shantel]

But if everyone were furry, it wouldn't matter, it would be the norm. It'd be like "I'm sorry I can't date you, you've not got enough fur for my tastes."

I dated a girl once that may have been a woolly mammoth or from that age.

[V M]

I've often thought about how I might die, but then realized that I'll probably die of the boredom and monotony

[Devlyn]

I expect to be hit by a comet or spacecraft, something spectacular.  I want a smouldering crater! 

[PucksWaywardSon]

I went to karaoke and got drunk and introduced myself as [chosenname] to total strangers and nobody batted an eyelid. I was on a high like no other. Hi, I'm J**** and I'm drunk and FABULOUS (and being hit on by basically everyone. Including a guy with the most toned arms I've ever seen who thinks waistocats make a suitable replacement for shirts. And he's right.

[Bombadil]

Too bad some folks are so self involved that they miss the entire point of the conversation and leave you having to deal with what is essentially their created problems.

so, we had a conversation. she got me so twisted around. I'm just not good with conversations in person. I do so much better when I write things down. she basically said that it's too bad my pup is having a hard time but she has no other options then her dog staying here. and just kept pushing at what could she do to make it better. not, ok, I understand this isn't working I'll try to find another solution. nope. not that.

and she'd asked to stay at my house while I went on my trip, so her dog could stay here. when she first brought it up, she talked about it being like house sitting. well I'm super private AND embarassed about my house. she kept saying she was just going to sleep and shower here and she didn't have any other options for her dog so I had told her by text we could probably work something out. so after this long, frustrating conversation about her dog I said we will need to talk soon about her staying here. she says there's nothing to talk about "I'm just eating and sleeping here" and I was just speechless.

I hate my brain sometimes. But after we hung up I finally got mad. You are asking to stay at MY house and you tell there's nothing to talk about? excuse me??? so, I just sent her an email saying that I am no longer comfortable with her staying at my house.

I mean, that's insane right? if you asked to stay at someone's house and they wanted to talk about it you wouldn't say there's nothing to talk about? right?

[Bombadil]

I dated a girl once that may have been a woolly mammoth or from that age.

the image in my head

Frostbitten nipples? Ooh I dunno about that!

umm... how do your ... nevermind, don't wanna know

[Pikachu]

Yes, that most certainly is insane and I probably would have reacted the exact same way; been shocked speechless and then told her I no longer wanted her to stay. Geez, the gall of some people is truly unbelievable. Just wow.

[King Malachite]

Maybe one day I'll create a topic so awesome here that it warrants a sticky.  I don't bank on it though.