Last Person To Post Wins, 9.0

[Devlyn]

I'm sure she sells seashore sausages

She was sure she saw the shore.

[Jenny07]

Are you shore?

I only see Bender.

[immortal gypsy]

Surly Flexo shore is funnier silly filly

[LordKAT]

A tree-toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.

[immortal gypsy]

One one was a racehorse
Two two was one two
One one won one race
Two two won one two

[Jenny07]

[Ms Grace]

[rosinstraya]

Winners are grinners! Or, as autospell says, grinders!

I knew I'd win eventually!

[V M]

Have you kissed your Gnu today? 

[rosinstraya]

It's good gnus week!
And I'm still backing a grinder!

[immortal gypsy]

It's good gnus week

So we must all think happy thoughts

[Devlyn]

Gimme a W!
Gimme an I!
Gimme an N!
Gimme gimme gimme!

[iiMTF]

Mmm. MMM, MMM, MMM! This victory is sweet!

[Jenny07]

Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, MMMM!

[immortal gypsy]

Once there was this bot who,
Got into some booze and stole a lot of stuff
But when he finally pawned it,
He found it had all been for nothing
He said the cash that he was paid,
Couldn't pay for a drop of oil

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

[Jenny07]

Give me some femmzoil anytime gypsy.
Oh I am already on it

[LordKAT]

Wish I were on a bender. Robot transportation could be cool!  Imagine showing up for work on a ride that talks and wishfully works.

[Miss_Bungle1991]

[V M]

Maybe next time, maybe not

[LordKAT]

I need a speedier robot.