A while ago there was a things I love about being a female thread, but what are the things you hate/dislike?
For me they are:
1) Boobs past 5pm on a working day
2) fly away hairs, its gail force winds here today, even with my hair tied back, theres always a fly away hair.
I think I've gotten used to the taste of hair products
3) Hair products! I would say in my bath room I would have $1000 at a time worth of hair products alone, I'm talking about 3 types of shampoo, conditioners, detanglers, hair sprays, dry shampoos (OMG life savers in your bag), creams, straightens, curlers, an instyler, hair dyes, you name it, its in my bathroom taking up room, but I need it.
4) Pressure from other females. You can have everything going for you on a night out, but have chipped painted toe nail and you know you'll be judged.
5) toilet clues. Have a few drinks on a night out, you'll miss half the night lining up to go to the loo. Not only do you have to wait for so long, you always ending up getting the 1 toilet that the biggest pig at the venue just used and theres always pee & the other stuff on the bowl, in some cases the seat and you should buy a lotto ticket if shes flashed.
6) Shoes! Now don't get me wrong, I f*ing love my shoes, but guys have it so much easier when getting ready, they have a pair of runners, casuals, a pair of dress & a pair of thongs. Me, I have 5 pairs of thongs, I have so many flats that I'm sure there are pairs that I call "shop donations" where I pay for them, get them home and never ever wear them. They'll send you broke!
7) Toilet paper. Thanks to Costco, I've halved my spend each year on toilet paper, but boy oh boy, do I go through that stuff.
Bruises, before I started HRT, I can't remember ever bruising, I can go out on a night and end up black & blue from nothing.
9) Earrings getting caught. Why on why does this happen? It didn't hurt when I put the blood holes in my ears, so why does it hurt so bad when an earring gets caught and ripped?
10) Make up! Boy do these companies have us by the ladybits! You spend $1000's on it each year, use it everyday, yet by chance the expire date unless comes before you've finished the product, do you risk it? no cause the smell.
11) Weather, its cold, no matter how padded that bra is, people can almost get a weather update by hard far out your nipples are.
Its hot, you sweat in the following places. between your boobs, under you arms if you are wearing something that will show it, your panty line, upper lip (or anywhere where the make up will run).
12) jack arse's. These are guys who think they were solely put here to service the sexual needs of us women. They come in all shapes & sizes, but you can tell who they are by the smell of CK's number 1 & the over use of the word "laaddddieeessss". If you say no you'll be branded a "slut". classy breed they are.
13) Vagina maintenance. this is for us post up girls, who would have thought that that little thing could be so much work. I learned the hard way the other week that using dishwashing tablets as clothes washing powder is not such a good idea. I now feel like a little catholic school girl, every time I get a sexual thought, a bolt of lightening hits my ladybits.
14) dud roots. Yep, we've all had one, I not talking about the ones who just can't get you there, I'm talking about the ones who right up until the act you want them, then they're that bad that you start doing a dinner plan for the next month in your head, remembering to say every 30 seconds "ohhh yeah, that feels good".
15) Filling up your car at the petrol station. You know that if you've done your nails in the last 48 hours you'll chip one, you know if you're wearing something nice, you'll get fuel on you, you know that the guys waiting behind your car are making some sexist comment about the pump, the fuel tank and how you handle that well, you know that the service station guy is waiting for you to mess up so he be some sort of hero.
16) Bobbi pins. Now how on earth can I buy a packet every time I go shopping, yet never find one when I need one, but you can bet your life on it that on your way to the loo at 2am you'll stand on one.
17) Sport. Now I love sport, I love playing it, I love watching it, but the effort you've got to go to to play it with boys, you somehow need to look good, while wearing a sports bra that I'm sure are a great idea, but is it safe to stop breathing while running? You can't watch sport with guys as well, they always make dumb comments you give you shocked looks when it looks like you've got a great point.
18) other females. the catty-ness, the bitching, the endless shopping, the talk about the most pointless things on the face of this earth.
There are times when I would love to say "Yes you look fat in that dress, but you won't listen to me anyway and me stopping you from buying it will only give you a reason to bitch about me behind my back". I hate other females who won't eat something because it has 1% fat, they make a huge deal about losing weight, yet when you call them to go for a jog around the tan, they're not in the mood.
Eating or not eating will not lose you weight.
19) Babies, I'm sorry, but all babies look the same, I find all babies under a year ugly, I don't think they're cute and just because I have female hormones running through my body, doesn't mean I need to see, comment, hug, hold or want one.
Just a little fun
