Assuming the question refers to the GSM umbrella...
What I tell people: bisexual transexual man currently dating a guy
What I actually am: transexual man who may be more Loki-like in terms of gender than I let on (it's complicated and I'm not completely sure on that although I am sure I'm a transexual man) and who is aesthetically attracted to a lot of people, can potentially but is rarely romantically attracted to any gender but mostly guys, is not sexually attracted to anyone but I like sex with people and don't care who I have it with, and is currently dating a possibly non-binary person.