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FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment

Started by captains, December 01, 2014, 09:18:35 PM

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adrian

#20
December 02, 2014, 11:26:09 AM
This thread has cheered me up immensely, so thanks man :D
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NXTransit

#21
December 02, 2014, 03:49:34 PM
What an intense validation of the recurring nightmare I've been having for the past 4 years!
Glad you packed your things and got the hell out of there  :)
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Arch

#22
December 03, 2014, 02:30:28 AM
TranzWear (or is it TranZwear? can't remember) has a line of underwear with a C-ring to keep the packer pretty secure. They also do pouches. I've never lost a packer yet. Your best bet is a three-pack when they're running a special. (No, I don't own a piece of the company, but I've been pretty happy with the goods.)

Some guys . . . just can't keep it in their pants. ;)
"The hammer is my penis." --Captain Hammer

"When all you have is a hammer . . ." --Anonymous carpenter
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Arch

#23
December 03, 2014, 02:36:40 AM
I don't wanna hijack, but I have to say to Jo...you're what my ex would call PDC: pretty damn cute.
"The hammer is my penis." --Captain Hammer

"When all you have is a hammer . . ." --Anonymous carpenter
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Daydreamer

#24
December 04, 2014, 01:21:04 AM
Gah, that happened to me at the bathroom of a pharmacy. Thankfully the bathroom is private though, but geez.
"Stay tuned next for the sound of your own thoughts, broadcast live on the radio for all to hear." -- Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)

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ryanjoseph

#25
December 04, 2014, 07:41:12 PM
oh my god i just laughed so hard
hopefully that'll be a problem for me soon....i'm hoping to buy my dick in a few weeks  ;D





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FTMax

#26
December 05, 2014, 12:57:19 PM
Thanks for the laugh, but now I'm terrified of my dick running away  :o
T: 12/5/2014 | Top: 4/21/2015 | Hysto: 2/6/2016 | Meta: 3/21/2017

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LoriLorenz

#27
December 06, 2014, 06:33:33 AM
I just had the following go through my head.

See Dick.
Dick likes to run.
Oh how fun!
Run Dick Run!
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Vamapandaz

#28
December 19, 2014, 11:06:12 AM
Omg I'm not transgender but after I read this I went to the biffy, dropped my phone and immediately thought "ahhh my dick!" I am a lesbian.
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