I make funnies on Twitter

[Illuminess]

I write humorous nonsense, post some philosophical tidbits, and re-tweet occasional trans issues.
So, if you will, please follow for funnies, deepies, and tran- no, that won't work.

https://twitter.com/illuminesss

I also have a page on Facebook, but that's mainly for my extensive ramblings and musings.

I'm trying to refine my humor and potentially attract the attention of celebs (big and small) for
the possibility of getting a foot in the door somewhere as a writer, whether it's for sitcoms, scifi,
blogging, or whatever might help me pay for life-enhancing necessities.

As for Twitter, my recurring theme is making stabs at goth and emo antics and self-loathing.

[Illuminess]

I came up with an Onion type article. I should attempt this more often.

Man Discovers In Shed 30-Year-Old Box Of ->-bleeped-<-s — "I finally have something worthwhile I can give to my neighbor who's been taking ->-bleeped-<-s on my rose garden and tagging my house with Rain-X. Sometimes he even crawls around naked in my yard eating the grass."

Follow me! twitter.com/illuminesss