More amused than happy:
A client wanted me to take him somewhere and said he needed a shower first. I agreed and said I'd wait in the kitchen.
A few moments later I heard the shower start, then he came into the kitchen wrapped only in a towel. "I'm a man and you're a woman", he said.
"And I'm a lesbian and you have absolutely nothing I care to see. Now go take your shower." He slunk off.
Unfortunately, he has antisocial personality disorder, a traumatic brain injury that makes his decision making suspect, belongs to a traditionally homophobic population, and has a gang history. If he ever realizes that I'm trans, I could be in real danger.