I was expecting a package earlier today and became excited when there was a knock at my door... So I open my door and there is my neighbor reaching down for my package

With a guilty child look on his face he picks the package up and hands it to me and says "The guy just left this here for you"
Even though I knew I'd just caught him trying to nick my package off my doorstep I just smiled and said "Oh, thank you" and shut the door
So I'm sad that my neighbor is such a creepy scruple-less something something or other but I'm glad I got my package