Why Santa does not like me

[Leigh]

http://www.jingleshells.com/flash_content/flash_content.html

[Shelley]

Your sense of humour never fails to bring a smile to my face Leigh. Merry Xmas

[Cassandra]

You are a sick person Leigh. I love that about you.

Cassie

[stephanie_craxford]

Ok again not fair - I can't view it - sucks to be me 

But coming from Leigh it must have been funny...

Steph

[Shelley]

Picture inappropriate gunshot at Santas Sleigh and Reindeer falling.

Shelley

[stephanie_craxford]

Ha, ha.  Started up my Linux box and saw the video,  Leigh showed me this earlier, it's still funny, in a red neck sort of way 

Steph

[DawnL]

Ha, ha...it's still funny, in a red neck sort of way 
Steph

What, like the exposed butt-crack (bum-crack to you Brits) of a 300 pound plumber?  It may be funny but who wants to see it? 

Dawn

[stephanie_craxford]

What, like the exposed butt-crack (bum-crack to you Brits) of a 300 pound plumber? It may be funny but who wants to see it?

Dawn

Yep...  and nothing against them but I hope you don't think I'm British

Steph

[DawnL]

Yep...  and nothing against them but I hope you don't think I'm British
Steph

You're a bloody Cannuck, but we do have some Brits here.  I lived in London for 10 years so I've always considered myself a tad English.  In the end does it really matter?  Didn't you say something about labels, about being a woman and that's it? 

[stephanie_craxford]

Touche Dawn  , But I'm still a Canadian Woman 

Happy, Happy, Merry, Merry

Steph

[Shelley]

Speaking of rednecksI heard this version of the 12 days of Xmas the other day on the radio.

On the nth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 pack of Bud,
11 wrasslin' tickets,
tin of Copenhagen,
9 years probation,
8 table dancers,
7 packs of Red Man,
6 cans of Spam,
5 flannel shirts,
4 mud-grip tires,
3 shot-gun shells,
2 hunting dogs,
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

Cracked me up.

Shelley

I found the link I was looking for hope this works

http://www.jessiesweb.com/redneck.htm

Shelley

Oh and please no offense meant it's just funny and fits in with the term westy here.

Shelley

[Terri-Gene]

5 flannel shirts,

No offense?  Please stay out of a lot of Lesbian territory, they will tie thier flannel shirts in a long rope and hang someone for making that "redneck" remark.

Terri

[Shelley]

I did have the feeling that it was possible to offend with that one but sometimes just don't know which mark you're going to hit do you. LOL

Shelley

[Valerie]

No offense?  Please stay out of a lot of Lesbian territory, they will tie thier flannel shirts in a long rope and hang someone for making that "redneck" remark.

WoW...I must be absolutely clueless!  What on earth do lesbians have to do with rednecks?  Or is it the lesbians and the flannel shirts?  Who wore 'em first, rednex or lesbians? 

[tinkerbell]

Oh my God...that's evil!! > (although I must admit that I always wanted to do something like that when he didn't read my letters under the christmas tree....you know which ones....the ones I mentioned on my introduction.... )


tinkerbell

P.S.  what were those things falling down to the ground....his head and his hat?