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Started by Jessica Merriman, January 20, 2015, 03:57:13 PM

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Jessica Merriman

January 20, 2015, 03:57:13 PM
I was in a store and met someone in the beauty aisle. His name was Remington Epilator and he looked so handsome. I started having feelings of longing for him in the store as he filled me with promises of beauty and gentleness. At my house he got turned on and the gentle vibration filled me with hope. Would this be my dream man at last? Suddenly he started to fill my eyes with tears and pain to my body. It seems he only takes and takes leaving me with nothing. I thought we could still work things out and his attitude would soften as time went by and he got to know me better, but it was not to be. After we were intimate together he turned off and would not talk to me anymore. Seems the only time he wants me is when he is turned on and when he gets what he wants he shuts down. I will keep trying to get through to him that I deserve love and gentleness and maybe some day he will learn to treat me kinder.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Tysilio

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January 20, 2015, 04:58:36 PM
Oh, Jessica. A sensitive woman like you deserves so much better than this cruelty. He must not be able to see past your skin...
Never bring an umbrella to a coyote fight.
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Jessica Merriman

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January 20, 2015, 05:05:15 PM
Quote from: Tysilio on January 20, 2015, 04:58:36 PM
Oh, Jessica. A sensitive woman like you deserves so much better than this cruelty. He must not be able to see past your skin...
Yuck Yuck!!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I knew you would be the first to comment sweetie!!  :-*
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Jill F

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January 20, 2015, 05:07:40 PM
I thought his name was going to be Mr. Hum!  (And you can't have him, he's mine!)
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Jessica Merriman

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January 20, 2015, 05:23:07 PM
Quote from: Jill F on January 20, 2015, 05:07:40 PM
I thought his name was going to be Mr. Hum!  (And you can't have him, he's mine!)
He gets around TOO much they will call him Mr. Ho Hum??  ;D  :P
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Jill F

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January 20, 2015, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 20, 2015, 05:23:07 PM
He gets around TOO much they will call him Mr. Ho Hum??  ;D  :P

Are you calling my electric boyfriend a ho?!
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Devlyn

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January 20, 2015, 06:01:26 PM
Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 20, 2015, 03:57:13 PM
I was in a store and met someone in the beauty aisle. His name was Remington Epilator and he looked so handsome. I started having feelings of longing for him in the store as he filled me with promises of beauty and gentleness. At my house he got turned on and the gentle vibration filled me with hope. Would this be my dream man at last? Suddenly he started to fill my eyes with tears and pain to my body. It seems he only takes and takes leaving me with nothing. I thought we could still work things out and his attitude would soften as time went by and he got to know me better, but it was not to be. After we were intimate together he turned off and would not talk to me anymore. Seems the only time he wants me is when he is turned on and when he gets what he wants he shuts down. I will keep trying to get through to him that I deserve love and gentleness and maybe some day he will learn to treat me kinder.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sounds like a hairy situation!  :laugh:
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Jessica Merriman

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January 20, 2015, 06:44:30 PM
He is one smooth operator for sure! :)

Quote from: Jill F on January 20, 2015, 05:25:44 PM
Are you calling my electric boyfriend a ho?!
Oh, Jill! You are still logged in? *giggles* Um, must have been this darn auto correct.  ;D
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