Hi Everyone,
So last night we were out to dinner at a Japanese Steakhouse, one of those places where they cook your food in front of you. We all ordered and the chef comes out to prepare our meal, as he's going around the table asking how we all would like our food cooked he's addressing everyone as "sir" or "ma'am" and I'm thinking "Great.... here we go, let's just get it over with..." as I wasn't dressed or made up or anything.
So he gets around to me, asks about my meal and....... A slight pause from him, then NO pronouns at all! I was thinking ok, that's odd since he addressed everyone else with one... The few other times he addressed me in particular gave me the same result: no pronouns at all! (Getting hopeful at this point!)
Then it happened... He went to serve something onto my plate. I said "Thank you!" He said: "You're welcome Ma'am!"

Ok, sure it was a dimly lit restaurant but I'll take it. Especially since I wasn't really even trying at the time!
January 30, 2015.... The day I got my first confirmed male fail!!!
I will NEVER forget this, I'm still walking on clouds