So what do they do with the TESTICLES when SRS is over?

[michelle gee]

Well here is what this person did I don't recommend it personally.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html

[Tessa James]

Any accredited surgical clinic or hospital in the US would be required to send tissue like that to a pathologist for identification by an objective third party that typically will dissect them and examine for disease and/or a confirmation that they were normal if "atrophied" testicles.  Keeps surgeons from those miracle surgeries that remove cancerous hamburger without an incision.

Items that can be identified and then sterilized such as a screw from a fracture have a better chance of being returned than any tissue.

[Cindy]

You could get them covered in acrylic resin and then.........







The ultimate in personalized golfing gear?

[Mariah]

Way too funny, but Tessa is right that here in the United States they have to send things off to be tested. So your odds of getting anything back is slim if at all unless your outside the United States. Even when they removed a kidney stone that was just a bunch of small gravel from me back in January it was sent away. Nothing left for me because what little their was had to be sent off.
Mariah

You could get them covered in acrylic resin and then.........







The ultimate in personalized golfing gear?

[Jill F]

You could get them covered in acrylic resin and then.........







The ultimate in personalized golfing gear?

Damn! Sliced it...   

[Cindy]

You could get them covered in acrylic resin and then.........







The ultimate in personalized golfing gear?

Damn! Sliced it...   

Cindy aims for a hole in one.

[Devlyn]

Putts or putz?

[ChiGirl]

OMG! This is the funniest thread EVER!  [emoji13]  I so don't want them back after they're gone I would never have thought of any of these. 

"She's got real lady balls, or Thatchers as I call them."  -Stephen Colbert-

[FrancisAnn]

I sure do not know however those things should have been cut off my body a long time ago. Yuck things anyway.

[Devlyn]

I think it's time for a musical interlude!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZq6jnL9Czw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[LordKAT]

Fitting song.

On another note, I did get to keep my gallstones and I didn't even ask for them.

[Beth Andrea]

You could get them covered in acrylic resin and then.........







The ultimate in personalized golfing gear?

They do make walking sticks out of bull penises...should be a simple matter to make a golf club out of...ummm...

[Mariah]

Golf is not completely my thing, but baseball is so taking a baseball bat at them to pay them back would be what I would do. One good swing and they go splat on my back fence of my yard. I would clean it up, but it would be worth it.
Mariah

[suzifrommd]

They do make walking sticks out of bull penises...should be a simple matter to make a golf club out of...ummm...

Adding new meaning to the dreaded "two stroke penalty".

[Beth Andrea]

Adding new meaning to the dreaded "two stroke penalty".

***BAM!!!***

Hit that clean out of the "ball" park...

[AnonyMs]

I got to wonder how this worked out

"At one point, she told me to go to the fridge in her room and grab the bag on the top shelf. I did exactly that, then thought for a moment and said "I'm holding your balls, aren't I?" Turns out she asked for them to be preserved in formaldehyde so she could use them as a paper weight in the future."
http://geektogirl.com/2013/08/06/the-suporn-experience/

[lilredneckgirl]

yep......    no  matter  to  me,  just  glad  they  b  long  gone. 

[Patty_M]

I had thought of having them bronzed so that I could walk around like Captain Queeg rolling real balls in my hand.

I just checked, and apparently in most places it is legal for a patient to get their bits back after surgery; the hospital is likely to claim it's not, or that the bits are a biohazard, but if pressed, they'll do it.

Earrings would work, although they might end up being a bit heavy (you'd probably have to have them preserved in acrylic resin) but wouldn't it be more impressive to have them made into a paperweight?

[big kim]

They end up in the UK in Gregg's meat pies.Why do you think I'm a veggie?

[calico]

But them in a sealed jar and on a shelf where new "guy friends " can see them and when asked what it is nonchalantly say "oh that was my last boyfrinds balls"