The best way to start your morning

[MugwortPsychonaut]

This morning I had sex with my vibrator. Never realized how much I like butt stuff. Then my mom took me shopping for underwear. I'd say that's a one-two punch for a good day! On a side note, I'm totally stoked on Jenni intimates. And on a side, side note, why are women's underwear called intimates, and men's underwear is called underwear?

[natashaX]

Because it adds mystery that's all