World's stupidest ways to hurt your boobs.

[Violet Bloom]

  It just occurred to me that I'd better plan for such protection if I ever go paintballing again.  I don't even want to think about what an unprotected shot in the boob/nipple would be like!  I'm going to guess it involves fainting.  I already learned the hard way I should wear a jock!

[Jill F]

Duh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh... BAT-CHICK!  Wait, that doesn't exactly have the same ring to it.

My first thought was, "Will this work with ALICE gear?" 

Maybe even paint a "Batwoman" symbol...? 

I want to tie up Catwoman and the Riddler.  Why?  I'll never tell. 

[V M]

  It just occurred to me that I'd better plan for such protection if I ever go paintballing again.  I don't even want to think about what an unprotected shot in the boob/nipple would be like!  I'm going to guess it involves fainting.  I already learned the hard way I should wear a jock!

Maybe one of these would help...




I mostly have to be careful when opening various doors, particularly the front door during warm weather because having a window open creates some amazing air pressure that will smack the door right into you

But probably the dumbest thing I've done of recent was to catch my boobs with my bicycle's handle bars when I had to flip the bike over to change out the snow tires for the regular street tires

Stupid me for forgetting how weak I'd become and how difficult the simplest of tasks are now, dang!!! Can't even wrestle a bicycle proper without being overcome and landing on my bum!!!   

[AndreaLinda]

Sometimes I've to step out the running machine because I can't handle the pain of my nipples touching with my shirt, if I'm not wearing proper sport cloth. SO ANNOYING

[Dee Marshall]

Maybe one of these would help...

Oooh, V M, I like! Especially #2. Which armory makes these?

[Lady Smith]

But probably the dumbest thing I've done of recent was to catch my boobs with my bicycle's handle bars when I had to flip the bike over to change out the snow tires for the regular street tires

Stupid me for forgetting how weak I'd become and how difficult the simplest of tasks are now, dang!!! Can't even wrestle a bicycle proper without being overcome and landing on my bum!!!

Eek!  Ooooo yes I've done that too 

It wasn't while putting snow tyres on though, it happened during routine maintenance on one of my elderly bicycles.

[V M]

Oooh, V M, I like! Especially #2. Which armory makes these?

Not sure where to get those, but imagine someone probably makes something like that

Eek!  Ooooo yes I've done that too 

It wasn't while putting snow tyres on though, it happened during routine maintenance on one of my elderly bicycles.

Love bicycles    Particularly vintage Schwinns, had quite a collection in younger days but several were stolen and had to sell the rest off 

[Violet Bloom]

I really like those metal breast-plates.  Custom fit would be of dire importance though!

  I remembered a couple more stupid things I've done.  The first was learning that trying to brush my cat's fur off my shirt is a painfully bad idea if not wearing a sufficiently-padded bra.

  The second came about after growing out my hair for a while.  It's now nipple-length meaning it requires a lot of brushing-out.  This resulted in striking the hard bristle tips down across my nipples.  It didn't take many times making this mistake to learn to be more careful, especially after hitting them without a shirt on!  YELP!   It felt like I got stabbed!

[carey965]

my worst was my son jumped up on my lap to give me a hug and a kiss and as he was doing that he knee'd me in the crotch and punched me in the boob, i was thinking come on both hurt like hell

also helping a friend move a washer, it slipped out of my hand and when it was coming down the buttons raked across my chest, that was not a pleasant feeling

[Lady Smith]

Love bicycles    Particularly vintage Schwinns, had quite a collection in younger days but several were stolen and had to sell the rest off

I like English Hercules bicycles.  My everyday bike is 65 years old and I love riding it.  They are heavy though and with their big 28 inch wheels care needs to be taken while turning them upside down which is how I managed to dig the end of the handlebar into my right breast.

It's a pity that you had to sell off your collection, I'm about to do the same with all my old road bikes I no longer ride that are just gathering dust and taking up space.  As for bike thieves, Grrrrrr....... 

[Tamar]

my worst was my son jumped up on my lap to give me a hug and a kiss and as he was doing that he knee'd me in the crotch and punched me in the boob, i was thinking come on both hurt like hell

also helping a friend move a washer, it slipped out of my hand and when it was coming down the buttons raked across my chest, that was not a pleasant feeling

I think we should start a thread called,"Things only a T girl would understand "   [emoji1]

[Katie]

Been playing rollerderby for six years. I have crashed more than I can imagine and I found out long ago that boobs are nice padding.

[Violet Bloom]

Been playing rollerderby for six years. I have crashed more than I can imagine and I found out long ago that boobs are nice padding.

  I play ice hockey regularly so I have some idea what you mean.  On good days it's like my old set of pads that had air pockets for extra protection.  On sore days though a thump to the chest will leave me gasping!

  Speaking of padding, my electrologist often uses my right boob as an armrest during treatment sessions.  This was a bit of an uncomfortable shock at first!  I tend to wear a padded bra when I go now.

[jeni]

Maybe one of these would help...

May not be the best idea, especially if you are prone to being attacked by sword-wielding knights:

http://www.tor.com/blogs/2013/05/boob-plate-armor-would-kill-you

[Violet Bloom]

May not be the best idea, especially if you are prone to being attacked by sword-wielding knights:

http://www.tor.com/blogs/2013/05/boob-plate-armor-would-kill-you

  I enjoy irony.  (And also the fact I just made a horrible pun!)

[Dee Marshall]

May not be the best idea, especially if you are prone to being attacked by sword-wielding knights:

http://www.tor.com/blogs/2013/05/boob-plate-armor-would-kill-you

I was well aware of it, but no one wears breastplates like those for protection.

[Jean24]

Okay so I had another incident. My laser tech started to wipe marker off of my chest on friday and the first thing she did was hit one of them with the palm of her hand. Owww