My mom told my siblings and I about a funny story from a time when we were all very little.
Apparently there was this night she spent slaving away on a candy gingerbread house for a Unitarian church celebration,she lost sleep, patience and a little sanity working on it lol.
So when morning comes and she's about to bring the candy house to the church, she found that our cat jumped on the counter and was munching away on it; the house was destroyed. Deep in the throes of sleep dep, her period and depleted patience she screamed, "MY LIFE IS A DOG! RUFF RUFF!"
She knew she had no clue what she meant lol