I feel you girl, mmhmm... I bought some jean booty shorts a couple weeks ago with rhinestones on the back pockets and plan to wear them next summer out in public at 34, lol. I only wear them around the house for now since I haven't stated hormones yet and my butt is a bit lacking.
But, I also picked up some perfume, Flowerbomb by Viktor & Rolf, that's smells fantastic! Mmmm.... It's at Nordstrom, but I got mine on Amazon for a lot less.