Never Argue with a Woman

[Melissa]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that
obvious?").

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you
in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a  woman who reads. It's
likely she can also think.

[jsavage]

 

[ChildOfTheLight]

Nice.