Today I had an experience that wasn't funny when it happened, but is kind of now.
I manage to get in one half day of work a week due to chronic pain. As I've gotten older, the penis I had surgical formed has lost some elasticity and the circulation doesn't return as quickly if it has gotten in a bad position. To help protect it, I had a prosthesis made to cover it. Basically its a realistic looking hollow penis that covers mine.
Today I had a client across the exam table from me when I felt the prosthesis start to slide down my pant leg. Fortunately, the exam table is solid from top to bottom. It just doesn't look good when your vet's penis falls out of his pants leg. I excused myself, said my sock was falling down, leaned over and quickly stuffed the prosthetic penis in my sock. One of the owners was sitting in a chair kitty corner to me, and I hope she didn't see anything. I finished the appointment and high tailed it back to my office to remove the prosthesis from my sock and bag it to take home.
Just something to lighten the day.
sam1234
